Selling the Dream | Mastermind | Code Ninja | Computer Exploder | IE Antagonist
Xtian thought that his full name was @&*%$$&@!!!! until he was ten years old. Whereupon, on his tenth birthday his mother revealed to him in a vision that this was no longer the case. He was to go into the world as Xtian Dominguez thence forth.
With his innate talents as an Artist, Mastermind and Cold Blooded Gangsta, Xtian began to draw and paint with the vision and fervor of taking over the world. Suddenly, he realized that besides his cut throat art skills, he actually needed to do something that made money. So, he packed his paint brushes and cajoled his way into the digital underground to become a stealthy code ninja in training.
Baamm!!! He learned lots of cools stuff …
A raving lunatic ( except when he is building something, talking to a client, making progress in world dominion, or playing guitar ), Xtian fantasizes daily about inventions that will sink the other web development ships. Boundlessly striving to innovate on Web Development Nirvana where clients bow in thankfulness because of the
Badass Web Applications we have built for them.
Pixel Slinger | Layout Junkie | Fine Artist
Gilbert was born into the world a rebellious artist without a cause until we gave him one. Early mastery with Crayola & Papermate led him to brush and canvas his mind control messages to his subjects at school. At the ripe age of 20 computers took over his world. Then, as both Vader and Sauron personified, he betrayed and murdered his inner artist to pursue his dream to hold dominion over all life.
Gilbert joined the RedBonzai foundry with his hopes and dreams laid bare while controlling Photoshop and Illustrator through telekinesis. He is responsible for preaching the Gospel of the Mastermind to the world through his mastery of beautiful graphics, human intuition and sensitive layouts.
Idea Monger | Word Smith | Sales Jedi | Mr. Fixit
JP was born in the Land of Nuts and Fruits holding nothing other than … and we don’t get it either… a wrench. Since as far as his parents can remember he has been taking things apart and almost putting them back together, and then getting revenge on his siblings by letting them stub their toes on the extra parts. One time he took apart the car engine … wasn’t pretty.
JP is a Mechanical Engineer by trade, so you know one of those analytic types, trying to see how everything works. He is quiet and unassuming unless of course he has to use his wrench ( he keeps it in a holster ). JP came to the RedBonzai Underground looking for enlightenment. So, lately he has mastered a portfolio of Jedi Mind Tricks.
We don’t know how he does it, but as evidence check out our New and Pretty Website. However, for a while we didn’t think he would pull through, cause he would stare at the wall for days on end ( yeah … hahaha. We would come back the next morning only to see him still standing there ) … weird. We even asked him to leave a couple of times.
So … why is he still here you ask? Well, that is a good question. He just hits us with his wrench.
Imagine Your Name Here
Your Fancy Title Here | Another fancy title | Bragging right | and one for the road
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Imagine … 1000′s of people do what we do, and daily we are struggling with competition and strive to be the best.
Fortunately, after perusing most of the work out there my question is : How do most of our competitors validate their mediocre results ?
We are fanatics of building our thoughts into technology. Is that your passion too ?
Suppose you had a third eye, were only 3ft tall, had a pizza for a face, and you wore eye liner. But … your work rocks … then you have a home here.
Below is what we need :
RedBonzai Developers, iNC is a Houston based web development shop with gurus also in graphic design, WordPress Themes and Plugin Development, Client Portals, SEO, and Mobile Applications. We are o a quest to find a Sales Ninja. We’re looking for a results driven creative with neurotic attention to detail. Self-motivation, exceptional communication skills, and the ability to learn quickly are very important, but most of all you need to understand what we do, and also the holy grail that we pursue.
You’ll get to work with a small, highly talented team of people who are incredibly passionate about what they do. We’ve got a gig waiting for the right person. It’s part-time and commission-only to start, but we’ll play it by ear and see where things go. But we have some attractive residual commission benefits that no one else in the industry can match.
Now we come to the Jelly center. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to send your resume along with the world’s greatest cover letter to connect@RedBonzaiDevelopers.com. Explain your love affair with the web. Dazzle and amaze us with stories of amazing deals you’ve closed. Promise us that if we hire you, all of our wildest dreams will come true, and that we are going to make tons of cash. If you’re convincing enough, we’ll be in touch.
By the way, we’re based in Houston, TX but we also have a place in Las Vegas and one in Austin, TX. We will be opening a couple of other places soon, but more on that later. You don’t necessarily have to come to the office every day, but we do expect you to be available for face-to-face meetings with clients from time to time.
Are you a web standards Nazi? Do you despise table-based layouts as much as we do? Can you wrestle CSS into submission and coerce PHP / MySql / jQuery to do your bidding? Do you get that special tingly feeling when you roll out a shiny new custom-built CMS or ecommerce platform? Are you able to build and/or modify plugins? If so, please keep reading …
RedBonzai Developers, INC is a full-service web development firm focusing on Open Source Web Development applied to many things. We are young, enthusiastic all-around cool place to work, is on a quest to find our next superstar web developer. We’re looking for someone with a creative mind, a keen understanding of user experience, exceptional communication skills, attention to detail, self-motivation, and the ability to hit the deadline every time.
On the technical side, you should be able to wrangle CSS, XHTML, HTML5, PHP, and MySQL, and AJAX ( mostly jQuery ). If you’re familiar with MVC (model-view-controller), that’s a huge plus. We’re not sticklers for fancy degrees. We just want someone who can get the job done.
Well alrighty, here is the deal. Send your resume along with the world’s greatest cover letter to connect@RedBonzaiDevelopers.com. Explain your love affair with web standards. Boast about your coding prowess, and at least dazzle us with some believable BS ( Don’t get too crazy ), and promise us that if we hire you, we can all live in Web Development Nirvana and all our dreams will become reality. If you are convincing enough, we’ll be in touch.
If you run one of those outsourcing firms in India, please don’t email us offering to span the globe with your low-cost coding skills. And if you happen to be the widow of a deposed Nigerian military officer, we kindly decline your offer to share your immense wealth with us.
- Modern Web technologies
- Our Own CMS
- Work within XHTML/CSS environments – no tables